My last post was quite some time back; fact is, I feel too lazy too exert myself nowadays. What with my busy schedule, and...oh wait, I don't have a busy schedule. Basically I'm becoming a lazy slouch - maybe exam time was good for me after all.
Well anyway, my 18th birthday's come and gone, and I can safely say that I haven't gotten any wiser than I was before. Yes, I do get to vote now (I could even vote for Tapas Pal, who is reportedly a local municipality bigwig), but it is sort of saddening to think that I am now a responsible citizen - was much better off being an irresponsible little kid!
At least I get my driving license - finally. Might make adulthood worth it, actually. In fact, I was even offered an astounding 5% discount if I wanted to learn how to drive an auto-rickshaw...ah yes - every man's dream, that.
Along with adulthood also comes a whole lot of responsibilities, and to commemorate the occasion, I would like to make a few resolutions:
1. I will learn to drive. I will learn to drink. I will not do both at once, since at this point, I can hardly handle either.
2. I will not touch my books in college until I have been threatened with expulsion. Thrice.
3. I will forever be a voice of the oppressed, a helping hand for the needy. Yeah, right.
4. I will NOT randomly pick out a button when I finally get to enter the polling booth for the first time in my life. Note: This includes eeny meeny miny mo, inky pinky ponky, and other such mechanisms enabling me to achieve same.
5. I will exercise caution when watching late-night television. Note: refer to point no.3 for comment.
Guess that's about it. I'll try and keep from succumbing to lethargy in order to be a bit more regular with the posts. And in case I don't, you can always leave a comment or two.
5 comments:
hey man, nhaice post, i share your sentiments about not touching books in college...........hell.....what college....y take so much tension.......might as well just become a panwalla...atleast i'll get to listen to radio mirchi all day,cheat customers & have free cold drinx ......
but great post anyways ......
keep up the good work
excellenterrific! voice of the oppressed, won't drink and drive...the munchkin's 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice.
though at what point do you plan to try your hand at drinking and driving? oh.when you're proficient in both, i guess.:)
Yes you have your points there. I will add a few more of my own
6) I will get laid
7) I will not get caught
8) I will try and get laid again.
Excellent post!
You turned 18 NOW?? Heeeheee... bachha chhele!
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